Be honest. You've always wanted a hand-crocheted thong from Poland.
Good news! At koniakow.com, you can choose from a wide variety of tiny undies, all handmade by lace makers in Koniakow, who are "famous worldwide" for their skills. And if you don't believe them, you can read what the Chicago Tribune had to say about the art of lace thong making.
Everything is custom made, so you don't need to worry that a Polish size 8 is an American 2. All you have to worry about is how to work "Oh, my crocheted Polish thong is just sooo comfortable" into the conversation.
