Thursday, February 09, 2006

Put Down the Chocolate Roses


As if you hadn't noticed, Valentine's Day is just around the corner. If the hearts, lace and roses are starting create a nauseating blur, consider some sweet alternatives.

First of all, ditch the chocolates. How special can something be when it's staring you in the face every time you go through the checkout line with toilet paper and broccoli? Instead, try something more decadent: Cheesecake. Junior's is the real deal from New York City, plus they'll ship overnight. And yes, they have a special Valentine's Day cheesecake in the shape of a heart.

After you devour something from Junior's, you'll want a relaxing, low-key activity for 2. If a hot tub isn't available, try an old-fashioned puzzle. Not the kind that come in a cardboard box with a picture of a covered bridge on the front, but a real, hand-cut wood puzzle. Keystone Puzzles in Pennsylvania makes gorgeous puzzles with specially shaped pieces. For a romantic twist, pick one with a nostalgic or Victorian theme.

Finally, flowers. The only thing more lovey-dovey than long stemmed roses? Seeds. Go straight to the heart with a packet of heirloom Forget-Me-Not seeds from Yankee Gardener that you can plant together and watch grow, like your love.

Don't forget the Dramamine.

Monday, February 06, 2006

Truly, the Happiest Place on Earth


A bag of rainbow gnome dolls.

Tell me, who doesn't need that?

Perhaps Etsy makes a few too many appearances on this page. But can you really have too much of a place that sells bags of rainbow gnome dolls?

Answer not required.

Wednesday, February 01, 2006

What a Great Month

So it's February, and everyone is all excited about Valentine's Day- or more likely, dreading it. But V-day isn't the only celebration that takes place in month 2. For example, did you know that February 1st is the day the Royal Canadian Mounted Police came into existence? Or that the 10th is Umbrella Day? There are many events in February that don't involve hearts, flowers, or chocolate (well, Toothache Day might be related to chocolate).

It's also National Embroidery Month and National Grapefruit Month. To make sure that you're distracting people from things involving cupids or roses, tote around an umbrella from Bruce Harman (above) or something embroidered with a pirate from Sublime Stitching(right).

Or, you could just buckle down and try not to stand out. After all, the 22nd is National Be Humble Day.