There are many events in February that don't involve hearts, flowers, or chocolate (well, Toothache Day might be related to chocolate). It's also National Embroidery Month and National Grapefruit Month. To make sure that you're distracting people from things involving cupids or roses, tote around an umbrella from Bruce Harman (above) or
something embroidered with a pirate from Sublime Stitching(right).Or, you could just buckle down and try not to stand out. After all, the 22nd is National Be Humble Day.