Monday, May 01, 2006

Boob Lube

Boob Lube. It sounds a lot kinkier than it is.

Boob Lube is a product meant to help women conduct self breast examinations. For those of you who may not be aware (hello, Y chromosome), women are supposed to check their breasts monthly for suspicious lumps. And some of you (Y carriers, again) may not realize that it isn't as fun as it sounds.

Enter Boob Lube. An all-natural concoction of tanamu, jojoba and sweet almond oils along with macademia nut oil and meadowfoam seed oil, Boob Lube taps into the theory that women will find any task more pleasant if it is accompanied by good smelling bath stuff.

Of course, any similar lotion or oil could be used for the purpose, to the same effect. But somehow, having "Boob Lube" is more fun.

A lot more fun than cancer.